Clothesline Christendomiensis

"If there had been sports cars in the seventh century, maybe there would have been no Islam." - Dr. S., suggesting that Islam was the result of a midlife crisis.

"We don't have much time to get drunk in this class, do we?" - Mr. O'H.

"I've talked about this question with all 12 of my wives..." - J.S.

"We super-size 'omnes' to 'universi.'" - Dr. F.

"Theology's good, but I want to know who killed who!" - Dr. S.

"Chapter One: Beat the monks. Chapter Two: Beat the monks some more." - Dr. S. on the Rule of St. Benedict.

"Elephants are not pianos." - Mr. T.

"Greek chicken soup? I'm not eating schismatic chicken soup!" - D.B.

"I'm starting with the conclusion that Aeneas was right and reasoning backward from there." - D.C.

"I don't mind retiring from life so long as they send me checks." - S.V.