Clothesline Christendomiensis
(Christendom Quotes)
Wow, I haven't done this for a while...
Rome Clothesline
"Now doesn't that just raise your heart and mind to Zeus?" - G.T.
"It tastes like American toast, but it's stale in a different way." - G.T.
"It's the Pope's fault that you don't have the packet." - Msgr. C.
"If you're chopped up, I figure it's harder for God to put the pieces back together at the Last Judgement." - G.L.
"I'd like to go back to the Mamertine Prison." - K.G.
"Yes, it was quite captivating." - M.B. (Groan!)
Stateside
"Here we have oneness, transcendence and providence; here we have Walter and foreign DVDs!" - Mr. J.
"I can't have negative ounces of beer, can I?" - Dr. T. (Imagine all of his quotes in a thick New Zealand accent.)
"In the spiritual life we conform ourselves to Christ; in geometry we conform ourselves to Euclid." - Dr. T.
"Our God is not like the other gods, a nuclear reactor god, on whom we can push ritualistic buttons!" - Mr. J.
"When you think of iambic pentameter, think of John Wayne." - Dr. K.
"Some of you bad people have been hanging out in the median of I66..." - Dr. A.
"I think the Blessed Virgin Mary was a pretty smart gal... She was a Jewish mama!" - Mr. J.
"Let's falsify the truth in order to clarify our understanding." - Mr. O'H.
"Ladies and gentlemen, your Latin word for today is Bozo, which means clown in English. I'm sorry, I don't know the Latin word for superhero." - Mr. S.
"Here I am, talking about something serious and here behind me are these silly drawings making me look silly!" - Mr. J.
"You never know what's going to happen in Mr. Janaro's Theology 101 class. It's like walking into a Catholic Twilight Zone." - M.W.
"I want to be a bovine masseuse." - K.D.
"So, which do we choose - honor, wealth, or freedom?" - Dr. A.
"Chocolate!" - M.W.
"Master Yoda wasn't in this story." - Mr. S.
"Can you sing us a hippie song?" - Anon.
"I don't want to talk about that part of my life." - Mr. J.
"I wasn't born a philosopher king!" - Dr. A.
"This class is drunk with religion." - Dr. O'D.
"They didn't have any decades in Canada... all they did was go outside with the cows." - Mr. J.
Rome Clothesline
"Now doesn't that just raise your heart and mind to Zeus?" - G.T.
"It tastes like American toast, but it's stale in a different way." - G.T.
"It's the Pope's fault that you don't have the packet." - Msgr. C.
"If you're chopped up, I figure it's harder for God to put the pieces back together at the Last Judgement." - G.L.
"I'd like to go back to the Mamertine Prison." - K.G.
"Yes, it was quite captivating." - M.B. (Groan!)
Stateside
"Here we have oneness, transcendence and providence; here we have Walter and foreign DVDs!" - Mr. J.
"I can't have negative ounces of beer, can I?" - Dr. T. (Imagine all of his quotes in a thick New Zealand accent.)
"In the spiritual life we conform ourselves to Christ; in geometry we conform ourselves to Euclid." - Dr. T.
"Our God is not like the other gods, a nuclear reactor god, on whom we can push ritualistic buttons!" - Mr. J.
"When you think of iambic pentameter, think of John Wayne." - Dr. K.
"Some of you bad people have been hanging out in the median of I66..." - Dr. A.
"I think the Blessed Virgin Mary was a pretty smart gal... She was a Jewish mama!" - Mr. J.
"Let's falsify the truth in order to clarify our understanding." - Mr. O'H.
"Ladies and gentlemen, your Latin word for today is Bozo, which means clown in English. I'm sorry, I don't know the Latin word for superhero." - Mr. S.
"Here I am, talking about something serious and here behind me are these silly drawings making me look silly!" - Mr. J.
"You never know what's going to happen in Mr. Janaro's Theology 101 class. It's like walking into a Catholic Twilight Zone." - M.W.
"I want to be a bovine masseuse." - K.D.
"So, which do we choose - honor, wealth, or freedom?" - Dr. A.
"Chocolate!" - M.W.
"Master Yoda wasn't in this story." - Mr. S.
"Can you sing us a hippie song?" - Anon.
"I don't want to talk about that part of my life." - Mr. J.
"I wasn't born a philosopher king!" - Dr. A.
"This class is drunk with religion." - Dr. O'D.
"They didn't have any decades in Canada... all they did was go outside with the cows." - Mr. J.
posted by Meredith at 9:07 PM
4 Comments:
Thanks. You're bringing back memories, making me wonder what I'm missing, and stirring up curiosity as to what y'all think of us nuts here in Rome.
Elizabeth
Ah, my link to Christendom: The Closeline!!! Thank you. Right now I feel like I'm in Coeli holding a bunch of useless memos and laughing at the dumb things people say while listening to Freshman giggle, people playing pool, and Walter talking to someone. *sigh*
Ah, my link to Christendom: The Closeline!!! Thank you. Right now I feel like I'm in Coeli holding a bunch of useless memos and laughing at the dumb things people say while listening to Freshman giggle, people playing pool, and Walter talking to someone. *sigh*
Do you have double vision, WP? How many fingers am I holding up? Go on, guess! (The correct number is 5.)
I hope the dizzy spinning-chair test hasn't messed up your brain. And I hope you're enjoying yourself down in SoDak! I am staring right now at a message on the computer lab board that says you said HI. So, in response to that, I feel moved to say,
HI.
We love you, WP!
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