Backlogged Clotheslines
"You know, there are some things duct tape won't fix." - Dr. Andres
"Would you say some prayers by my grave for me?" - Mr. Brown
"Angry peasants do not get lollipops!" - M.A.
"Dandelions lust for the sun." - Mr. O'H.
"When you go to get Pepsi, are you trying to imitate the Unmoved Mover?" - Mr. O'H.
"You shouldn't have drunk so much from Lethe in your former life." - Dr. F.
"...But if you got a 99% on this test - St. Boethius says kiss it goodbye." - Dr. F.
"Ze Calvinists will take away our cheese, I know it! Ze are not fun people." - Dr. S.
"Argenti pondus - I don't know; it could be some kind of giant disco ball." - Dr. F. (speculating on a mysterious object which Caesar found in Pompey's deserted camp.)
"You can skip over the actual conjuration. We don't want any devils appearing." - Dr. R. (to a student reading an excerpt from Dr. Faustus.)
"I'm a master at corruption." - Dr. C.
"Did I not draw the participle choo-choo train for you?" - Dr. F.
"I think of my teaching as a heroic act of charity. I even consider it a corporal work of mercy." - Dr. F.
"All the bloody saints - that needs to go in the Clothesline." - Fr. H.
"It is good to debase yourself in a dignified manner." - A.C.
"I think that God kicks his sons and hugs his daughters." - T.E.D.
"Never, my child, stuff a chicken with snow. It killed Francis Bacon; it will kill you." - Dr. S.
"We will need Euclid in the afterlife." - Dr. T.
"Although they are sacred geese, they do not have the power of speech." - Mr. S.
"Is there an angel of spiders?" - H. K. (I bet Pavel Chichikov thinks so.)
"The German guy who is now Pope uses a lot of jargon too." - Mr. J.
"Every human being is a piece of hardware that requires Jesus Christ software. Every human also has a virus that needs Jesus Christ virus protection software." - Mr. J.
"Chartreuse is the closest you can get to the Beatific Vision." - Mr. J.
"Would you say some prayers by my grave for me?" - Mr. Brown
"Angry peasants do not get lollipops!" - M.A.
"Dandelions lust for the sun." - Mr. O'H.
"When you go to get Pepsi, are you trying to imitate the Unmoved Mover?" - Mr. O'H.
"You shouldn't have drunk so much from Lethe in your former life." - Dr. F.
"...But if you got a 99% on this test - St. Boethius says kiss it goodbye." - Dr. F.
"Ze Calvinists will take away our cheese, I know it! Ze are not fun people." - Dr. S.
"Argenti pondus - I don't know; it could be some kind of giant disco ball." - Dr. F. (speculating on a mysterious object which Caesar found in Pompey's deserted camp.)
"You can skip over the actual conjuration. We don't want any devils appearing." - Dr. R. (to a student reading an excerpt from Dr. Faustus.)
"I'm a master at corruption." - Dr. C.
"Did I not draw the participle choo-choo train for you?" - Dr. F.
"I think of my teaching as a heroic act of charity. I even consider it a corporal work of mercy." - Dr. F.
"All the bloody saints - that needs to go in the Clothesline." - Fr. H.
"It is good to debase yourself in a dignified manner." - A.C.
"I think that God kicks his sons and hugs his daughters." - T.E.D.
"Never, my child, stuff a chicken with snow. It killed Francis Bacon; it will kill you." - Dr. S.
"We will need Euclid in the afterlife." - Dr. T.
"Although they are sacred geese, they do not have the power of speech." - Mr. S.
"Is there an angel of spiders?" - H. K. (I bet Pavel Chichikov thinks so.)
"The German guy who is now Pope uses a lot of jargon too." - Mr. J.
"Every human being is a piece of hardware that requires Jesus Christ software. Every human also has a virus that needs Jesus Christ virus protection software." - Mr. J.
"Chartreuse is the closest you can get to the Beatific Vision." - Mr. J.
posted by Meredith at 1:21 AM
1 Comments:
*claps* Sure it might be a little late, but I rather like knowing what random bits of Christendomness are floating around Christendom.. Although I am slightly suprised Fr. H's quote didn't get censored.. but then again Kateri isn't around to say that 'bloody' is a bad word (in the British or Canadian sense)...
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