How to Save a Relationship
Have you been away from home for ten years or more, doing your duty for king and country?
Did you leave a loving wife and newborn son behind?
Have greedy suitors invaded your home, depleted your stores, wooed your wife, and threatened your son and heir?
Are you in desperate need of help, but can only rely on a few faithful servants, your threatened family, and the blessing of the gods?
We know what to do.
If you or any of your friends are suffering from long seperations, threatened marriages, or gluttonous suitors, please call Odysseus, Telemachus and Sons, Hired Hit Men and Marriage Counselors.
We'll get you back home, drive out those suitors, and reunite you with your wife and son, all for one low fee of 500 drachmas. For Cyclops Insurance, Wind protection, Siren Pattented Ear-plugs, and food to keep your men from eating the Cattle of Helios, please see our special offers.
Odysseus, Telemachus and Sons, Hired Hit Men and Marriage Counselors, Keeping familes together for over 5,000 years. (1-800-KIL-THEM)
Did you leave a loving wife and newborn son behind?
Have greedy suitors invaded your home, depleted your stores, wooed your wife, and threatened your son and heir?
Are you in desperate need of help, but can only rely on a few faithful servants, your threatened family, and the blessing of the gods?
We know what to do.
If you or any of your friends are suffering from long seperations, threatened marriages, or gluttonous suitors, please call Odysseus, Telemachus and Sons, Hired Hit Men and Marriage Counselors.
We'll get you back home, drive out those suitors, and reunite you with your wife and son, all for one low fee of 500 drachmas. For Cyclops Insurance, Wind protection, Siren Pattented Ear-plugs, and food to keep your men from eating the Cattle of Helios, please see our special offers.
Odysseus, Telemachus and Sons, Hired Hit Men and Marriage Counselors, Keeping familes together for over 5,000 years. (1-800-KIL-THEM)
posted by Charlemagne at 10:17 AM
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Do these guys help with wayward girlfriends? I have a friend who could use some professionals in this department.
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